"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/08/2020 at 13:55 • Filed to: None

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Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 14:00

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LMAO!!!

Tekamul > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 14:03

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Top tip : Pet the geese you see in a park. They love it, and will shower you with affection.

MonkeePuzzle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 14:03

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that’s ducking insane !

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 14:06

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Keep this on the DL.  If Stef finds out her local park will run out of rally ducks.

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 14:07

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Finally a way I can finally put my AMA question into practice.

Aremmes > Tekamul 01/08/2020 at 14:23

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Who's ready for some goose lovin'?

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 14:29

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Oh, gawd. I can’t stop laughing. Reminds me of my favorite Jack Freeman, wealth guru, bit.

Maxima Speed > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 01/08/2020 at 14:30

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Video of Stef at her local park.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 01/08/2020 at 14:32

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Rally ducks? wut

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Tekamul 01/08/2020 at 14:56

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And if you see a wild Turkey, give him a hug. He’ll love a cuddle with you, you can tell by how puffed up he becomes.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 14:58

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Don’t bring the ducks home. They aren’t real.

The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

Tekamul > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/08/2020 at 14:59

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I’ve gone several rounds with wild turkeys throughout my life. Sometimes I win, sometimes they win.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 15:01

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Why 458? That’s a very specific number. Looks like code for “ASB” if you change the numbers to the letters they look like.

ASB = American Socialist Brotherhood.

Alex Jones is an imposter.

~QAnon

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Tekamul 01/08/2020 at 15:06

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Let’s be honest, they mostly win don’t they?

vondon302 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/08/2020 at 15:08

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Hey your right.

Now they won’t leave.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 15:23

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I once met a seagull on the beach that actually wanted to be picked up. I walked around for a few minutes with it tucked under my arm

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/08/2020 at 16:08

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You don’t know about Stef and her love for ducks, and the fact that for years she has confused her rally duck for a rally chicken?

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/1819128155

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > vondon302 01/08/2020 at 16:20

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They will if you turn one of them into a Turkey dinner.

Dogsatemypants > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 16:31

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He gots a lotta ducks to gib.

vondon302 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/08/2020 at 17:17

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The only wild turkey I've had was nasty, but the wife started feeding them corn so.....

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2020 at 17:25

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Welp, if Conspiracy Man thinks they’re ducks, Rally Chicken is absolutely a chicken.

wkiernan > Dusty Ventures 01/08/2020 at 18:30

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I once touched a seagull which was tangled up in a fishing line. That was one pissed-off bird . It took two people and a blanket to ho ld him down long enough to cut him free without having him bite our fingers off .